Loving this wrapping paper!
Thanks @jgonzales1550! I feel sooo fairy-ish and SPARKLY. #glitter #mac #makeup
Saw this on the way to Chicago. Emergency cheese service…? Why the cages?! So sketchy and hilarious.
Boyfriend: I wish you were my little toe.
Me: Wtf why??!???!!
Boyfriend: Because then I would bang you on every piece of furniture.
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze
(Source: boypart, via lunarlarry)